Why don’t I look cute when I sweat like the cute fit girls?
I’ve noticed that every time I go to the gym the fit girls always look so cute coming out of those beast mode, TRX, HIIT classes that kick you butt. I have since noticed that when I come out of these classes I look a lot different!
People tend to stare. My face is beat red, I smell so bad I can smell myself, I can barely make it to the car, and I can’t breath.
You know it’s bad when the instructor insists you go take a break or get a drink of water because they think your gonna code on them right there!
I assure you I am fine. I may not look it, but I am every white. I turn red all the time. I sunburn when it’s 30 degrees outside if the sun shines a bit!
Back to the cute girls, they don’t sweat. They glisten. I want to glisten too. Maybe one day I shall glisten in the YMCA as well. Until then I’m just going to enjoy it. Every gross ounce of it.
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